...Child On Board... - the truth

Dear Fighter,

a true mystery to me has always been the child or baby on board sign in the cars of ladies who are almost always driving alone. Yes, most of the time there is no child or baby on board.

The obvious reason would be to protect their child from reckless drivers like, for example, eh, me!? But? Do I care? Do we care? NO, NO, NO! However, I am very sure that they are aware of that! So, what else could it be?

It is an advertisement, that's obvious! But for what! Is it, "hey I made it, I am fertile"? Maybe, but I believe it is more like:

Female + Baby = Young, Heterosexual, and Taken!

But why would she advertise this? Let's analyse:

Young:

• for everyone above 29
• desireable
• hot

Heterosexual:

• desireable for all men

Taken:

• attached, in love, faithful or bored and sexually unsatisfied

OK, this will be a leap: It means: "Hey, I am young, hot, could sleep with you but I am married and will only do it with you in a no strings attached setting, so no worries, flirt with me at the traffic light, I will be more likely to respond and you don't have to feel guilty.

One could actually turn this around and say that this sign was placed there by the husband to actually achieve the oposite. We all know, MOTHER, as opposed to girl with child, is not sexy. But we all know, if a husband really thinks that, HE IS WRONG!

Here a couple different examples:

Bitch on Board:

What is the message? Forget all of the above! She is just playing! No flirt! No sex!

Librarian on Board:

Oh baby! A picture says it all:

Keep Fightin'

Jochen